Thursday, November 8, 2012

Sarcastic Letter


Dear kid that is still my friend despite the fact you’re a complete douche bag. I love the way you act like your better than everyone else when your really not. My favorite thing about you is how you act like dick around all your friends. I love how you act like your tough but you’re afraid to ask for help. I love how you do things to annoy our friends on purpose. I love how you try to put other down to make yourself feel better. I love how you wait in front of our house for us to get home and make our parents feel awkward. I love how you have random conversations with our friend’s mom and than about in front of them like they knew about it. I love how you think you’re the shit but you’re just a dick. I love how you act like you care about your friends when you don’t. The thing I love the most about you is that you take our friends friendship for granted even though there would be no one for you to hang out with. So kid that somehow is still my friend I’m writing this letter to tell you that you are the best worst friend anyone could have.
Sincerely,
Reality                                   

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